Teacher:If there are any idiots in the room please stand up.
Student:(rises) Teacher: why do you consider yourself an idiot?
Student: I just didn't want you standing alone.

hahahah nice joke, i like it.

"If there are any dummies in the area, will they please take a position up" said the mocking speaker.

After a lengthy quiet, one newcomer increased to his toes. "Now then friend, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the speaker with a giggle.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I dislike to see you status up there all by yourself."

I enjoyed,, Nice one

the student is so smart